Wednesday, December 30, 2009

What could i put for a caption on this photo? PLEASE HELP!?

Okay there is a radio contest and i really need a EXCELLENT caption because i REALYL need these tickets, i love john mayer and would do AYTHING to ge these tickets and i need some clever captions that would fit with this photo, because leave you answers!





http://www.92profm.com/Article.asp?id=75鈥?/a>





the link in which you can find the photo!





PLEASE HELP IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME!What could i put for a caption on this photo? PLEASE HELP!?
Hiding in plain sight





identity crisis





We have decided not to tell her she is adopted...What could i put for a caption on this photo? PLEASE HELP!?
My owner is an idiot!





Nobody answered my ad in Lonely Kitty Magazine, so here I am.





Still waiting to get adopted.
Rabbits!
Help!, I am a very confused pussy
A playboy cat rabbit ..around there
';It's better to be yourself...'; but i must admit: We have decided not to tell her she is adopted... is funny





Good luck
';OK....if I hold very still...maybe the dog won't notice me...';
playboy bunny with the bleach blonde...fur!
Man, I knew I should've dressed up as a mouse(or fish)





lol?? idk

How do i change the label caption during runtime in c++.net?

I have been using vb to program for the last couple years, now i want to upgrade to C++. I am finding it very frustrating to find resources on using c++.net 2008. I would like to know, after many hours of searching, how do i change the caption of my label. In vb, it was very easy. I just label1.caption = ';rejoice at the simplicity';. Hopefully i don't have to declare all the variables in the world around me before i can do this in c++.


I have seen some label1-%26gt;caption = ';'; code, but it doesnt work in my program.


Specifically, i would like to know where to put the code, and what i have to do before it works. I am making a form application.


HELP!How do i change the label caption during runtime in c++.net?
I'd reccomend you go through the following lessons to get answer of this and subsequent questions:





http://functionx.com/vcnet/Lesson01.htm

What do u put as the caption on your MySpace page of a photo of me runnin home nude after u beat me at poker?

6-pack of beer for poker game: $7


Pack of cards for poker game: $3


Pay in for the poker game: $20


Watching the loser run home naked after he lost his clothes: Priceless
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  • What do u put as the caption on your MySpace page of a photo of me runnin home nude after u beat me at poker?

    6-pack of beer for poker game: $7


    Pack of cards for poker game: $3


    Pay in for the poker game: $20


    Watching the loser run home naked after he lost his clothes: Priceless

    Can you come up with a caption?

    Can you come up with a caption for this picture?


    and funny one is most apprciated!


    %26lt;a href=';http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi鈥?target=';_blank';%26gt;%26lt;img src=';http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/鈥?border=';0'; alt=';Sumo'; /%26gt;%26lt;/a%26gt;





    and while you're at it,


    think of a funny fortune from a fortune cookie!Can you come up with a caption?
    well, I can't see the link, but as for the fortune cookie...





    try these (you may have heard them before, but...)


    ~You will not suffer from insanity. You will enjoy every minute of it.





    ~Don't worry! You won't go to Hell. You'll have a restraining order...





    ~Remember, even if the voices aren't real...


    they have some pretty good ideas.Can you come up with a caption?
    links not valid

    Can you devise a a fitting caption for this image?

    http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5338/wo鈥?/a>Can you devise a a fitting caption for this image?
    Don't ask why I said this; I'm just in a diabolical mood.





    ';Little does he know that this test tube holds the substance that will cause asexual reproduction in females, rendering the penis completely obsolete! BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!';





    EDIT: What do you mean, work? Are you a cartoonist?Can you devise a a fitting caption for this image?
    need to add some thought and mouth balloons, but.....





    1) ';I wonder if he's noticed I'm not wearing any pants.';





    2) ';If the crystals come out cloudy again, I'm finding another skag to cook with.';





    3) And (tit for tat): ';Get finished before the grade school tour comes in. We can't have them finding out where mystery meat really comes from.';
    Can anything be as equally diabolical and boring as this looks?


    ';I wouldn't turn my back on her if I was him.';


    Edit: Yarking Lunchloaf is funny!!! Thumbs up!


    C. :)
    When this batch of Meth is finished, we'll be rich!!!
    '; Not one ';feminist '; on GWS can name just one piece of this lab equipment. ';
    With this sperm I will be able to take the house and retire :-D
    ';... and that's how the mrs. and lab assistant beaker were able to re-engineer barking lunchbox into yarking lunchloaf. yes, it was one for the history books.';





    *winks at your sexy av*
    'Workshop forcing women into gender roles in the 1950s: Man demonstrates right way to make cup of tea; woman takes notes. Next week: man demonstrates heating TV dinner; woman flings tube of man-milk at wall in early feminist protest'.
    Scientist at work.
    Chemists at work
    Susan Storm and Reed Richards cooking dinner together.





    ADD:


    LOL@Doodle
    It's a boy!





    :)
    Family at work
    She: Hmmm, let me see; so far my findings have lead me to agree even more with our latest findings; just one more test.....%26lt;turns to partner%26gt; ';I need to take this down to the lab and rerun that test we did yesterday; only this time I'm going to use the hunch you talked about.'; %26lt;she takes vial and leaves room%26gt;


    He: ';After this last test I'm positive beyond a shadow of a doubt we'll be able to substantiate our latest findings and present them in front of the board of directors.';


    She smiles and leaves.

    What do u put as the caption on your MySpace page of a photo of me runnin home nude after u beat me at poker?

    umm.....





    momma...im cold!!!!











    lol





    鈾tephie

    Can somebody make up a funny caption for this photo?

    http://www3.hairmixer.com/hairmixer/magz鈥?/a>





    It's a picture of Paris Hilton with my Boyfriend's face morphed over hers, I'm making him a birthday card: So it'll have the original picture of Paris on the front, and the altered picture on the inside, what's something funny I could write on the front and inside?








    Theun-altered picture of Paris:


    http://apps.facebook.com/hairmixer/profa鈥?/a>Can somebody make up a funny caption for this photo?
    On the outside it could say: ';Don't Hate Me Beacuse I'm Beautiful....';





    On the inside: ';It's A Full Time Job.';





    If you could paste in a picture of Tinkerbell looking scared, that would be funny too.Can somebody make up a funny caption for this photo?
    That's a good idea for a card, maybe you could write something about him being fablulous or something? =P
    How about something like, ';Then thre was the evil twin, Penis Hilton . . .';
    Paris suddenly questioned the credentials of her new Plastic Surgeon.
    Is It True Blondes Have More Fun?





    ';If I only have one life to live, let me live it as a blonde.';





    Both of these are famous slogans from old TV commercials.
    Plastic surgery gone wrong.
    ';Seriously Guys..... I Really have changed';
    Damn that Paris Hilton, she is always trying to one up me. Payback is a *****, hun.
    something that includes ';thats hot';
    front - Paris is here to say happy birthday





    inside - ';thats HOT'





    Happy birthday
    THAT'S NOT.
    I don't know, he and Paris are both about the same degree of ugly.
    omg that is ugly lol





    Is that the 'real' Paris?

    How do you put a picture caption above a picture on myspace????

    I've tried almost EVERYTHING





    and i looked on this girl's myspace and she had a picture as her caption ABOVE her picture on myspace does that make sense?





    EX:





    here is how a normal picture looks





    PICTURE


    [picture caption]





    i want it to be


    [picture caption]


    PICTURE





    http://i2.tinypic.com/5xdfa8m.png





    like his except it's an image not words





    !!! %26lt;/td%26gt; doesn't work cause when i save it, it shows up like ';..';








    PLEASE HELP!!!!!!


    best awnser 10 pts :]]]]]!!!How do you put a picture caption above a picture on myspace????
    I dunno how to put straight text above a picture b/c myspace doesn't seem to allow it naturally/natively...but I can think of two ways you could do it. You could probably do it with Paint, but Photoshop %26gt; Paint, imo. You could either ';add'; white space above a picture and add text to it...or make the image of that myspace picture an image with just text on it with the caption an img tag. With the first, you can increase the height dimension in Paint, select the image and move it down to cover the white space...then you have white space above it...then add a text box and type text...then you save the entire thing as an image and make it an image for that myspace picture with nothing as the caption on myspace (or you could add a caption for TWO captions wow lol j/k). For the second, just create a new image in Paint or Photoshop with a white background, and just add text to it...save as an image and upload to myspace...then the caption will need an img tag...like %26lt; img src = ';filename or url'; %26gt; .





    Again, I'm not exactly sure how they do it, but I have these two solutions that can give you roughly the same result. You gotta be clever and know how to do some of these things. The reason these myspace people have captions above their pics is b/c they are clever and use their brains to stand out from the rest.
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  • How do i take the closed caption off of my tv?

    I have a Magnavox SmartSeries tv but do not have the original remote to it. I also do not have a universal remote but do have a dish satelite remote to it. It is the satelite that does not have a DVR to it. I have tried everything but I can not get the closed caption off of the tv. The satelite remote will not work the menu to the tv it will only work the menu to the satelite so the only way i can get into the menu is to hit both of the volume keys at once and then the only language choice it has is english or spanish. Can anyone help? ThanksHow do i take the closed caption off of my tv?
    Since you can get into the menu, there must be an option to turn closed caption OFF.How do i take the closed caption off of my tv?
    This answer was NOT an answer it was simply stating the obvious which is what I had already done and only put on here to get points which is why Yahoo Answers is now a last resort for everyone Report Abuse

    This photo of Obama needs a caption, what can you come up with?

    http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/鈥?/a>





    Obama: man that white girl's stacked.





    Sarkozy: Mmm Hmm.This photo of Obama needs a caption, what can you come up with?
    CAPTION: ';Thas whut i'm talkin' 'bout!';





    Bravo...Here Here y'all...dats my n*gga!This photo of Obama needs a caption, what can you come up with?
    Where is the NOW for this? Had it been a republican, they would be screaming that they are perpetuating the objectification of women as sex objects. But, for Obama, they will stay silent, just like they did for Clinton, Letterman, OJ, etc.
    watch full video on this link below ;-)





    http://ansam518.wordpress.com/2009/07/11鈥?/a>
    ';Hey, Nicky, don't our countries love it that, once again, they have leaders like Bill Clinton and Francois Mitterand?';





    ';You betcha, Rocky.';
    Sarkozy:Mama Mia! That's some spicy meatball!





    Obama: Damn! Back dat thang up,shorty! Uh huh,uh huh,uh huh!
    He's like '; damn why am I married to chewbaca again?';





    and french president: '; lol yea your wife does look like chewbaca lol ';
    You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about!
    You could use the famous line he used to belittle that female reporter on the campaign trail.





    ';Hold on a second, Sweetie. We're gonna do a press avail.';
    Obama: Daaaaaaaaam Guuuuurrrlll!








    Sarkozy: Don't be That guy.....
    Sarkozy: Barry you disgusting, adulterous phuck. If I was married to a sow like yours I too would be looking.
    ';DOES HE HAVE A WEDGIE OR IS HE HORNY BABY'; Sarkozy is like ';wow she would look nice on the riviera next to my wife'; By the way is that Chelsea???
    Headline;





    French president spots Yankee leader with a woody.
    It looks like Obama's ';Stimulus';.
    hmmm,she wearing uderwear....
    I like big butts and I cannot lie!





    Sarkozy tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so horny!!
    Make sure there are no pics of me checking her out.....
    He's thinking...





    ';If only Michelle looked that FINE from Behind!';
    Um, Michelle ain't looking as good as she used to!
    obama: smack that all on the floor!
    Barack Smells What You're Cookin'
    He's not gay, that's for sure.
    Holy **** the media is not always on his side...
    Perv
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
    ';Damn';
    I never had sex with that woman


    ...is in the brewing
    DAMN!


    MICHELLE IS GONNA KICK MY *** WHEN SHE SEES THIS.
    WWCD, what would clinton do?
    ';Gotta love satin! You know what I'm saying, Sarko.';
    Obama: Dick Cheney is a terrorist.
    ';Hmmmmmm, Bush fell down more times than I can count, better watch where I step';.

    I am pauravi shah from ahmedabad..caption rajveer you are the best.?

    u are sick / what kind of question is this?I am pauravi shah from ahmedabad..caption rajveer you are the best.?
    Captain Rajveer is the best - so think all the Academy Cadets too.I am pauravi shah from ahmedabad..caption rajveer you are the best.?
    Yes, Rajveer you are the best. Is it Rajveer Yadav or Rajveer your friend. Yes I am Rajveer your friend and you like me as a friend. I like your all actions like dinning outside, your choice of food, the way you treat your guests etc. Really RAJVEER is the best.
    SPELLINGS!!!!!!! please check your spellings.
    Thanks for the points :)
    yes i agree

    How to add picture graphic as caption on myspace please help?

    Okay so Ive tried the whole tinypic.com add the link inside the %26lt;img src=%26gt; thingie and all I get is 2 dots once I save my caption. And the url code the give me doesnt have a jpg at the end of it like the ones on the websites that show you how to do it does mine looks like this (http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=mQ5h鈥?/a> what am I doing wrong?? I did use the link for the the im link thing that is says to use. Please help Im getting frustrated thanksHow to add picture graphic as caption on myspace please help?
    you forgot the quotations. put the quotation marks (';) after the = and before the %26gt;


    so you should have 2 ';s in between = and %26gt;

    What do u put as the caption on your MySpace page of a photo of me runnin home nude after u beat me at poker?

    Ooh, this is a hard one.





    ';No comment...';





    ';This is just one of the example of a losing strip poker';





    ';GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! =O';





    That's all I can think of now...What do u put as the caption on your MySpace page of a photo of me runnin home nude after u beat me at poker?
    I lost the game?What do u put as the caption on your MySpace page of a photo of me runnin home nude after u beat me at poker?
    HAHA Lost again...
    ';Strip Poker at it's BEST';

    What do u put as the caption on your MySpace page of a photo of me runnin home nude after u beat me at poker?

    Risk it all don't just lose your shirt.


    ....................or


    Deal me in boys I got nothing to loseWhat do u put as the caption on your MySpace page of a photo of me runnin home nude after u beat me at poker?
    'you running home nude after I beat you at poker'


    or


    'how bout a flagom of rum?'


    or


    'sup dog, i mean hot dog, i mean sub way!!'


    (dont ask. random mood...)
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  • How do i make the srt caption burn onto the dvd?

    I have a bunch of downloaded avi files. I burn them onto a dvd r as a ';data disk'; and am able to fit 4 to 6 movies on each disk. What do I have to do to burn the srt caption files so that it's right on the movie when I play it on my dvd player.





    I use the VSO CopyToDvd program to burn my files. I also have the ConvertToXDvd program but I dont know how to use it to do what I need it to do.





    Anyone get what I'm asking?How do i make the srt caption burn onto the dvd?
    You can try RZ Video Converter, it can put srt subtitles on the videos.


    You can click following link for step by step guides with rz video onverter:


    http://www.rzvideoconverter.com/rzvideoc鈥?/a>





    Then if you want to burn your movies to dvd, there is an easy way, you can try RZ DVD Creator, it can create standard video DVD from any movies, it can burn multi videos to one disc, and can auto fit the size, it can directly convert and burn any videos to DVD(DVD+R, DVD-R, DVD-RW, DVD+RW, DVD-DL, DVD+DL, etc), such as avi to DVD, etc.





    Work well on my computer, easy to use, i like it. Following is a step by step guide about Video DVD Creator:


    http://www.rzdvdcreator.com/rzavitodvdco鈥?/a>





    Hope it can help you.

    What would be a good Cricket Caption for this below?

    http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/鈥?/a>


    http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/鈥?/a>








    Creative and funny are appreciated, but try not to be lame and definitely, no racist comments, please!!


    Thank you all for your answers


    http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/鈥?/a>What would be a good Cricket Caption for this below?
    http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/鈥?/a>








    '; am gonna roll you over Punter';!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    Ponting- I don't think so, mate!! am prepared,


    Meet dooms day!!!


    http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/鈥?/a>


    http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/鈥?/a>














    ( click on the picture above), hope you connect the relation!!LOLWhat would be a good Cricket Caption for this below?
    ';After a good first session in the field with the ball, it appears that the wheels have fallen off the bowling attack!';





    ';The batting captain has decided not to use the heavy roller on the pitch!';





    ';After 20 consecutive overs in this temperature, the bowler has every right to be tired!!';





    ';The twelvth man must be bringing on a rubber ball for the batsman to put inside his glove, but has appeared to have got the message wrong!';





    ';The player has taken the phrase 'wheeling into bowl' quite literally!';





    ';Hey umpire! You reckon I've been leaving tread marks on the pitch, eh? Well cop this then!!';





    ';The selectors have gone for a different kind of all-rounder for this game!';
    ';Ringa ringa ringa ringa ringa ringa ringa ringa ringa ringare';
    Ntini ';Hey! Where's my stick? Nevar mind! I'll rather use my hand! HMPH!';





    OR





    Ntini ';Hey, Dhoni, wanna join?';
    I'm going bowling,bowling.


    Gotta keep the good times rolling.
    ';Ntini cannot be 'Tire'd';
    ';I know you wanted me to bowl a bouncer, but with this?';
    THIS ISNT A CAPTION: if you look closely he has a *****
    Ntini - ';I wish i could use this tyre as a ball coz no batsman will ever be able to hit it';
    staying fast but not crossing the boundary
    u forger ur tyre ground man
    are you serious, in this day and age as a #2 test team, all we can afford is a rubber tyre to flatten down the pitch, NO WONDER THE AUSSIES ARE BETTER THEN US
    Ntimi cant be fed up.............














    http://www.cricbytes.com/








    cheers~

    Can you think of a funny caption for this photo? easy 10pts?

    http://www3.hairmixer.com/hairmixer/magz鈥?/a>





    It's a picture of Paris Hilton with my Boyfriend's face morphed over hers, I'm making him a birthday card: So it'll have the original picture of Paris on the front, and the altered picture on the inside, what's something funny I could write on the front and inside?Can you think of a funny caption for this photo? easy 10pts?
    On the front write - Before


    Then on the inside write ';Now do you see why she's suing the plastic surgeon?';Can you think of a funny caption for this photo? easy 10pts?
    ..O.O bold move. But I think it should be alright if your boyfriend can take jokes. xD





    Infront: Everybody know's who she is right?





    Back: I didn't know you'll cosplay as her?! But remember that no matter what, I'll love you forever. Happy birthday!





    Lol...hope it wasn't too cheesy...xD Good luck!
    On the outside: ';That's hot.';





    Inside: ';And so are you, happy birthday.';





    Or something along those lines...
    I'm Paris Hiltons secret twin sister
    I'm still soo hot. And your still soo young. Happy Birthday!!!
    How bout


    please dont divorce me after you see this card lol
    ';Damn cut rate plastic surgens!!!';
    nice dress honey

    Tokio Hotel Family: How would you caption the New Nokia Picture?

    http://tokiohotelnetwork.com/wp-content/…





    I would caption it:





    Georg: *glares* I don't like this outfit, you can't see my muscles


    Bill: WHAT! SERIOUSLY? YOU WANT ME TO DRESS LIKE THIS? AM I *HEARING* YOU CORRECTLY?


    Tom: Oh come on! This jacket looks like a raincoat. I'm The sexy guitarist of a popular band, not the terminator.


    Gustav: There is something on my glasses, let me wipe that off... don't take the picture yet.. I'm not lookingTokio Hotel Family: How would you caption the New Nokia Picture?
    Bill:';This suit is cutting off my cerculation.';,';I hate you photographer!





    Tom:';You sure you wanna take this picture?';





    Georg:';I'm with you Bill,I don't like him either.';





    Gustav:Why am I seeing double?';








    Haha this was fun.lolTokio Hotel Family: How would you caption the New Nokia Picture?
    georg = why am i always at the front, it doesn't show mu muscles


    bill = i hate this outfit, seriously robot, como on??


    tom = why is bill always in front of my, im the oldest, eww the photographer is ugly.


    gustav = ahh, this stupid glasses are always dirty, give me a second.
    Georg: ';Act cool! That girl over there is..hot!';


    Bill: *having trouble breathing* ';When can i get out .. of this?'; *gasps for air*


    Tom: ';Oh come on. Me wearing this suit? Youve got to be kidding me';


    Gustav: ';My glasses arent on straight..let me fix them up';





    :)
    georg= damn, bill cant make fun of me for being fat anymore!


    bill= omg! part of this out fit is jabbing into my side.. omg this herts!!!


    tom= this leather thing on my head is making me sweat so bad, hurry up...!


    gustav= what is that little furring animal over there...?
    Georg: What you lookin' at betch?!


    Bill: Ew! Are you serious??


    Tom: *is bored*


    Gustav: Ah, the lights are too bright.





    Wonderful photography right there, lol.
    Here... I just decided to add my comentary to the photo itself...


    http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn78/…





    lolz, yours is great!
    Lol I don't know but Gustav looks distracted, Bill looks annoyed as hell and Georg looks surprised XD





    and woah I've never seem Tom look so irresistable!
    LOL funny! Wtf is that stuff bills wearing?! And whats with that pose?! He is trying to hard now.

    What do u put as the caption on your MySpace page of a photo of me runnin home nude after u beat me at poker?

    Caption: Local queer running home after a good fudge session.What do u put as the caption on your MySpace page of a photo of me runnin home nude after u beat me at poker?
    hey bare ****, buy some great clothes next time not this juke you lost ,by the way you got a spotty **** boy ha ha runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. hi man go luck silver fox

    PLEASE give these pictures a FUNNNNNNY caption.?

    http://www.cleansafeenergy.org/Portals/0鈥?/a>





    and





    http://www.saferoutestoschool.ca/images/鈥?/a>





    for the second one, i was thinking something like the school budget didnt pass. apparently the school board took busses out of the system....or something like that, you know?





    PLEASE NO ANSWERS LIKE I CANT SEE PICTURES OR ANYTHING GAY LIKE THAT!


    Please make the captions funny!PLEASE give these pictures a FUNNNNNNY caption.?
    how about this:





    do you own homework PLEASE give these pictures a FUNNNNNNY caption.?
    1st one: Anyone think its a little funny that the teachers kid always knows the answers?





    2nd one: No wonder all the kids fall asleep in class or ...


    what a stupid idea for a school float dummy!
    I can't think of one for Pic 1





    2. America has finally learned to live without gas!!
    1st one : I dont know about the sums miss but youre one freakin giant!!


    2nd one:OMG!!i AM the size of the back of a bus
    Note between the two girls:





    joey just looked up mrs. B's skirt!
    im sorry but there is nothing funny bout them
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  • Help me find a funny caption for this picture of my cat?

    I really want to submit this picture, http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5163/fi鈥?/a> , to the website cheezburger.com. It's a website with funny pet pictures with funny captions. I can't seem to find a caption to go with this picture of my cat.





    this is not a contest or anything, just pet owners uploading funny pics of their pets.Help me find a funny caption for this picture of my cat?
    ';hope that made YOU feel better..jerk';





    lololololHelp me find a funny caption for this picture of my cat?
    ';Just turn that wrist a little bit more and I'll open up that vein for you';








    ........................ Sigh. Why do I even bother. Another sad attempt at self promotion and I fell for it.
    Grrr! I r Zombie!
    Haha nice picture. Maybe you could ';Wet cat is not amused.'; Good luck :)
    If you weren't feeding me, you'd be dead by now.





    XD
    ';Uhhgg, I just jizzed everywhere.';
    Darling are you almost done? I have better things to do.
    ahhh the stone scrub was amazzzing
    why the **** is this ***** picking me up again
    ';ive got my eyes on you';
    Hang in there baby
    How about, I have no f*****g life!
    im tired and wet now put me in bed


    or


    sometimes life sucks
    angry pussy
    Do Not Want! lol
    That's the last time I trust you.
    I was so drunk last night. What happened!
    ';Must we go through this again? You get scratched, I get wet...doesn't benefit either of us...';

    How do I transfer pics + caption on to a CD .?

    Hello ,


    I am a complete novice with Digital pics ,and I am trying to transfer my pics which are in Kodak easyshare and in My picture,I have transfered a few to CD -RW but the pics are there but no caption, I used the windows XP copy this file to drive E.


    I have got Nero essential 7 but dont understand how to use it .


    Is there a cheap or free easy to understand programe that I could get ?


    Thank you ,BobHow do I transfer pics + caption on to a CD .?
    Use windows Paint (on your PC) or Irfanview to add captions to your pics, then Windows movie maker will let you create a video of photos. You can even add music!Its already part of windows so its free. Save it as wmv and use windows to burn it to a disc as a video cd.

    Who can make the funniest caption for these pics?

    Alright so lets try this again, but this time with different pictures. hehe =)





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    2. http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/Sh鈥?/a>





    3. http://www.funlol.com/10700/Are_you_my_l鈥?/a>Who can make the funniest caption for these pics?
    1) ';You might as well stop, cuz from now on I'll always feel dirty.';





    2)';Have any of you seen my buddy, he was here just a minute ago?';





    3)';Psst,buddy can you help me outta here?';





    by the way, i figured you more as a bathtub person.Who can make the funniest caption for these pics?
    1.)This is only fun if you're in the shower and I'm outside watching :-(





    2.)S---!! where's the D---- repellant when you need it??





    3.)Ummm....who's idea of a joke is this....exactly?CUZ IT AIN'T FUNNY





    Those are all from the animals perspective
    LOL





    1. Oh god, I think she's just about to get the family jewels...





    2 Hmm...Now which area should I drink from first?


    Or, Man, today is a good day to take a bath





    3. Hey Jimmy you look a little Lifeless....








    :P
    #1 Why me? I used the litterbox. #2 Beef. It's what's for dinner. #3Wow, I hope they don't stuff me too.
    1. please be gentle


    2. sorry dudes, i'm not into gang bangs


    3. sorry, i'm gay
    1) Dude! Stop, I'm Straight!


    2) You only live once!


    3) Is that a monkey I see?
    1. why did i have to lick his privates


    2. oooo lost hot chicks 0.0


    3.gosh your hairy
    1, ill use the litter box just please not agian





    2. im glad im not a water buffalo





    3. this is one messed up mirror
    %26gt;^..^%26lt;





    =(





    wtf??
    Poor cat!!! Lol. Were YOU doing that?!?!
    1. want to wash my pussy ?!





    i should ask someone that to see their reaction..hehe





    sorry didn't click the rest..
    in the first one was that you in the shower with your cat?

    What would be a good caption to put on this collage?

    its one i just made... im not quite sure what to put on it. i was thinking something like ';rock out'; idk. somthin like that. or some other ';rock star'; quote. thxx!





    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cf鈥?/a>What would be a good caption to put on this collage?
    ';Its only rock and roll but i like it!'; =]What would be a good caption to put on this collage?
    IDK





    EXCLUSIVE





    (cant see the link)
    Four shades of rock.





    Technicolour rock





    Rock on
    P R I V A T E !

    Can You Add a Funny Caption to These Hockey Pictures...Part THREE?

    Add a funny or witty caption to these pictures!








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    3.) http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2420/鈥?/a>





    4.) http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3073/鈥?/a>





    5.) http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5843/鈥?/a>





    6.) http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/5943/鈥?/a>





    7.) http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5216/鈥?/a>Can You Add a Funny Caption to These Hockey Pictures...Part THREE?
    1) ';NOT ON THE FIRST DATE!!!';


    2) ';aw mah gawd becky look at his butt';


    3) ';KAAAAHHHHHHHNNNN!!';


    4) ';oh jesus oh jesus please don't let that go where i think it's going to go...';


    5) ';Pimp cup? Hell no, I want a Stanley Cup!';


    6) ';HEY Slow down... I need to save some for the bald goalie guy';


    7) Uncaptionable... the two greatest men that ever walked the earth.Can You Add a Funny Caption to These Hockey Pictures...Part THREE?
    1) Lets play leap frog you first


    2) ';can you feel the love tonight'; official jingle of campbells soup


    3)Hey dont let the monster in net scare you


    4)Please dont hit me Please dont hit me my wife wants more kids


    5)We need more playas like this


    6)Gimme some suga honey but cant this wait till the after party


    7)Budwieser the official beer of the NHL * drink responsibly*
    1) ';See, this is how you play leapfrog.';





    2) ';I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...';





    3) ';Someone help! He thinks I'm a bug!';





    4) ';Oh I have got to pee!';





    5) ';Goalie in da house!';





    6) ';Are you wearing Brute?';





    7) ';Who stole my pants? The kid's getting suspicious!';
    1. crosby likes it up the as*


    2.Wanna meet at my apartment after the game. yea sure


    3.ahh a dwarf is come for me.


    4.why cant i be goalie once in a while.


    5.yea im gangsta to. snap ya fingas


    6.elias has got it going on


    7.messier likes touching little blacks kids bum


    (not offending black people)
    1. I love playing this position....


    2. In our heads, we're fighting, it just looks like we're at prom


    3. My mouth stretches than yours


    4. I hope the puck doesn't break more off my dick.


    5. at least he think's i'm pimp


    6. we're all friends in mighty dike land


    7. *guy smiling in backround* My son'll be over around 8 tomorrow night!
    1) is it in yet?


    2) preissing- why cant we just get along? campbell- ya i dont want to break a nail.


    3) dont touch me im made of glass.


    4) please dont hit me in the face.


    5) what chu bitches want from a *****?


    6) gigure- now let me have some of that assss.


    7) hey arnold, i think this is your towel
    1) Assume the position *****...


    2) You got a friend in me...


    3) Stop it! You are going to wrinkle my sweater...


    4) Hammer time!


    5) Please don't shoot me, he whispers under his breath...


    6) Hey my room number is 123...


    7) I like little boys!
    1 - Unsportsmanlike Conduct


    2 - I've Missed You So Much


    3 - AAAAARRRRRGHHH!


    4 - I Should have bought the newer model cup


    5 - This is me with Lamar, right before he kicked my ***


    6 - That's great after shave, man


    7 - Hey look, my maid's son is here!
    1.Stay tuned for more bull riding next on Versus


    2.I promise i wont look at the guys on the beach in S.J.


    3.Just take my wallet but dont hurt me!


    4.';I gotta stay off my knees';


    5.White men cant rap!


    6.SLURP!


    7.What you talkin about?
    k


    1. THATSS MY PUCKK !


    2. -bestt friends forr lifee, i lovee u.


    - EW DONTT TOUCHH ME IM HOMOPHOBIC !


    3. AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH GETT THE ***** OFF ME !


    4. ohh yeahhhh thatss rightt gett outta herrre !


    5. Wee fly highh.


    6.mmmm tasteees good.


    7. YEAHHH I NOO U LIKEE HTISS !
    1. Two minutes for holding.


    2. I love you man!


    3. Yo Adrian!


    4. Hurts so Good!


    5. ...and I thought my helmet was loud and obnoxious!


    6. Oops, so much for keeping it secret.


    7. I'm what Willis is talkin' 'bout!
    1- uh not so hard





    2- campbell- come on a little further down





    3- im not the gay type





    4- not at my nails i just got a manicure





    5- gansta





    6- not here take it in a bedroom





    7- this isnt a strip club
    1. do the froggy hop


    2. best friends forever


    3. ouch my groin


    4. damn son my knee!


    5. total ganster


    6. yummy earwax


    7. wow thats scary as hell i didn't need to see that
    1.not so hard





    2.so what are we going to do after the game?





    3.oh gross





    4.please dont bounce





    5.yea dawg whose black now???!!!





    6.....





    7.hes the perfect size!!!
    1. I wish I could quit you


    5. See Black people like hockey!


    7. See midgets like hockey!
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  • 10 points for the wittiest caption!!! please have a go.?

    I'm trying to think of a funny caption for a pic of someone I know. I'm afraid I don't have a copy of the picture but I'll describe it as best I can:


    It's a picture of a boy, about 14 years old, with shoulder length hair. He has his hand covering his mouth and nose as if he's whispering something to the person next to him (outside of picture). His eyes are looking a bit red in this picture and there's someone lurking in the shadows behind him (could be the devil on his shoulder). The pic was taken at a bowling alley, but you can't tell from the picture.


    If you have any ideas at all, even if they're not very good, please tell me. I need insiration.10 points for the wittiest caption!!! please have a go.?
    ';Dude, I know I need a haircut really bad but I keep telling you this is a bowling alley, not a barber shop...';10 points for the wittiest caption!!! please have a go.?
    Evil devil invades bowling alley.
    No ! i said ten pin bowling , not terrapin bowling.
    the trick is to THROW the ball


    OR


    dyu wana reinact that scene of brokeback mountain...





    yeh i no theyre bad but im just not in the 'witty' mood. lol
    ';Is that a pin in your pocket or are you happy to see me?';
    ';Let's go home and call it a night, we can stop at the malt shop for a quick soda';
    SCARED KID?
    '; Has he gone yet? ';
    I told you not to spray that shoe freshner in your eyes, if you didnt you wouldnt have kissed that old bloke behind you
    # Careless Whisper...!!!!!





    # Rendezvous with the Devil.....!!!!!
    a strike for satan's son
    hey pal did you just see that guy with long hair and red eyes


    yes thats me you tawt
    not bad!but not good!so so!!

    Which company has the logo caption '; you name it we do it';?

    http://www.topix.net/classifieds/chicago鈥?/a>





    Go throught this link i think u can get some idea on ur question.Which company has the logo caption '; you name it we do it';?
    try downloading from the site





    http://www.hisoftware.com/hmcc/acc4mcc.h鈥?/a>Which company has the logo caption '; you name it we do it';?
    .





    The company is ';TOPIX';





    Refer the below link





    http://www.topix.net/classifieds/chicago鈥?/a>








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    Vasu M


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    TH Family: How would you caption these pictures?

    :D





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    http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa143…


    http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk291…


    http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m77/F…


    http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc58/…





    and i just thought these were funny xD:





    http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224…


    (gusti looks so cute there ^__^)


    http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224…


    http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224…


    http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm224…








    poll:


    what time is it where you are? :)TH Family: How would you caption these pictures?
    it's 3:33!! how weird?? what time is it there...TH Family: How would you caption these pictures?
    1.*short man*UGH! I wish I was that tall! *Bill* .....Oh my god he is so short





    2. AHAHAHAHH GUSTAV JUST PANTSED TOM ON STAGE!





    3. Uh huh yea that outfits hot.





    4. ..............that bish is trying to upstage me.... %26gt;(





    5. Crap a psycho fan just jumped off the railing onto the stage.





    6.Meow I'm a cat! Meow. Pet my azz





    7. Your kinda cool.





    8. Who needs a masseuse?!





    9. Grrrrrr look at my teeth!





    10. Pssh I'm not singing until you scream louder *COUGH* diva
    Well, no thanks and it's 3:33.

    What to use as a caption?

    I have a picture of my little sister and 2 of her friends when they were very little. They are all in a bubble bath, and I am trying to figure out a caption to put on the picture. The picture will be inside of a beautiful shadow box partly filled with styrofoam peanuts to look like bubbles. This is going to be a gift, and I want the caption I choose to be just perfect. If I don't come up with something good, my sister chose a back up in case we don't think of a good one in time. The back-up is ';Perfect Holiday'; Please Help!What to use as a caption?
    How about ';Good Clean Fun';?


    Or ';Squeaky Clean';?


    Maybe ';Rub a Dub Dub';?


    ';Not Clothes Friends'; is kinda funny.


    Musically, you could go with ';Splish Splash';.


    ';Friends 'Til We're Pruney';?





    Hope these give you some ideas.What to use as a caption?
    How about, ';Friends always know how to help you relax.';





    Or.... ';You scrub my back and I'll scrub yours.';





    Or... ';Friendship remains... even when your toes turn to raisins and the bubbles are gone.';
    ';Forever blowing bubbles';


    ';Tiny bubbles';

    What would be a good caption/song for this picture?

    Well I am doing my friends Myspace Page, and I should be done by tonight, but when I upload the picture for her I want to put a nice meaningful caption, Like ''' Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder '' but not that something New/Different, does anyone know any good quotes/song lyrics that would go with the picture?





    And what would be a good profile song to match the picture?





    PICTURE-


    http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd354/Gkid-Roths/CC-1.pngWhat would be a good caption/song for this picture?
    Maybe something like ';Beauty is Golden'; or ';True beauty surpasses any jewel';What would be a good caption/song for this picture?
    QUOTE
    I don't know.. Forever by chris brown?
    How about





    Showstopper








    I'm a shwstopper show show stopper!!!








    LOL
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  • Can you think of a caption for the pictures?

    These pics are cool and they always seem to say something new so I'm wondering who else might have a caption for one of them? Look at the pics and then pick one and maybe think of a line to go with it. Thanks.





    1: http://bp3.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SID-鈥?/a>





    2: http://bp1.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SID9鈥?/a>





    3: http://bp3.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SID9鈥?/a>





    4: http://bp3.blogger.com/_RvH8Iimjgyg/SID9鈥?/a>Can you think of a caption for the pictures?
    1. Dude: ';So...your dad's not home, right?';


    2. Girl: ';Yeah, hes inside.'; Dude: ';Damn, im outta here!';


    3. Girl: ';Wait, hes to drunk to know whats going on..Dont leave me!!';


    4. Drunk dad w/ shotgun (not in pic): ';Who the hell are you?';Can you think of a caption for the pictures?
    First one, She grasped his hand, ';I'm your blind date, I come bearing gifts.';





    Fourth one: Quickly he sensed, despite her beauty a troubling urgency to her, ';You got quite the grip there little lady';





    Third one: ';Pull my arm'; she screamed as her body quivered with delight. He, always the gentleman, pulled.





    Fourth one: And with a pop and a whiff the romance was over, ';Good Night!!!!';
    1. Guy: ';Girl scout cookies?';





    2. Guy: ';You just pulled my finger, and blew it. There's no way I'm going to pull yours now.';





    3. Girl: ';Let me do a palm reading on you!';





    4. Girl: ';Come with me if you want to live.'; (Like Terminator)
    The pics go together - like a comic strip...





    The man speaks in each of them...





    1. ';Have we met before?';





    2. ';Oh God! I remember now!';





    3. ';You are the girl who always pulls on my arms!!!';





    4. ';And I'm CRAZY about her!';
    1. GIRL In sweatshirt says ';Hi its nice to meet u. im a child molester from the FBI';





    2. GUY ';that is disgusting! get away from me!';





    3. Girl ';Its ok.'; GUY ';AHHH!!!';





    4.gIRL ';come to my house and ill molest u';





    LOL
    This is for the second one:





    The guy is thinking: ';Whoa! Forget to put on deoderant today ma'am?';
    1.Nice Meeting you


    2.Get away!


    3.1...2...3..PULL!!


    4.This Girl is drivin me crazy!!!
    wow your ugly





    please let me go








    please cinyo rita let me go





    people have seen me oh **** oh shitt now i fucked up
    Desperate Ho wives
    The caption for all these photos, side by side should read:





    The reason why people need to take more Pysch. Med's!
    1. oh my friggin god whos that?


    2. no wait i hadnt stopped freakin out over you yet


    3. if your not gonna wait ill make u wait


    4.thats right come here a bit closer
    1. hey don't i know u?


    2. Dam girl what you eat?


    3. Holly Moses we got a crazy one!!!!


    4. Did she say she would ...........!!!!!!
    #1 I want to suck your blood.
    the first one.. mm do i know you??%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;the sec one.... stop it ***** .your hurting me..


    third..one%26gt;%26gt; get away you skank.


    forth one.. shes scaring the day lights outta me.. help!!!
    Really Nice to meet you!!!





    You are how old?





    Think Twice





    Do they know?
    oh know who is she








    eww she stinkss like cow poo0o0o








    oh my gaadd im getting dizzay up in herr








    dood what are u looking at..call the cops

















    lol :))
    4. i see the light
    caption: this is why you should shave your sideburns
    i think the first pic should be like ';nice to meet you....I think!';
    looks like it would say ';help'; i don't like this lady...or what is she doing to me? i'm kinda scared of her...something in those terms LOL
    What has this got to do with Singles %26amp; Dating? I don't understand the question?

    Have You Got A Good Caption For This Picture?

    No Qs asked in this section for 2 hours! So I thought I would liven it up a bit with another caption competition.





    http://au.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0zu64QpJ鈥?/a>





    Please, no racist or nasty comments this time.Have You Got A Good Caption For This Picture?
    ';This is Why we NEVER eat baked beans before a cricket match';








    For those who don't know Baked beans are an iconic NZ food that supposedly makes you fart...Have You Got A Good Caption For This Picture?
    3 men in their own ~





    de villiers ='; left right left';





    steyn ='; jump, fly , jump';~lol





    gibss'; where am I looking, i need to join in the parade';
    They are acting to the Nursery Rhyme!!!





    3 little monkeys jumping on the bed


    1 fell off and bumped his head


    mama, called the DR, and the DR. said


    ';No, more monkeys jumping on the bed'; !! lol
    Steyn: ';Hey boys, I feel a conga line coming on!';





    DeVilliers and Gibbs: ';Conga! Conga! Conga!';
    Simon says, ';Hop across the field like a little kid imitating a silly kangaroo.';
    Gibbs: to whom u r try to jump upon
    Steyn: ';ahhhh must not step on shadows!!';
    ';damn this is easy we must be playing australia again';
    yeeaaahhhhhhhh!!!!


    and paul harris punches the air and....oopsss... stayne's butt comes in the way !!!!!

    What can be a good caption for our team praising its hardwork and team effort and symbolises?

    ';Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results.';





    I don't know who said it, but it is from one of those successories pictures.What can be a good caption for our team praising its hardwork and team effort and symbolises?
    every drop of water makes the ocean





    the greatest team achieves success





    together we work, together we winWhat can be a good caption for our team praising its hardwork and team effort and symbolises?
    United we toil to foil.
    ';The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me, never say ';I.'; And that's not because they have trained themselves not to say ';I.'; They don't think ';I.'; They think ';we';; they think ';team.'; They understand their job to be to make the team function. They accept responsibility and don't sidestep it, but ';we'; gets the credit鈥? This is what creates trust, what enables you to get the task done.';





    Peter Drucker
    ONLY D BEST ONE WINS!
    ';It's fortitude speaks us!'; I think this will be a good caption.

    Looking for Digital Camera with caption input and keypad, with automatic date stamping (know make & model?)?

    Digital camera needed that has fully automatic date stamping capability and featuring the ability to input a caption directly onto the photo. This latter feature would probably require a keypad as part of the camera. I think this feature has been offered somewhere.





    As I take a photo I need to annotate it with a small description of what is being photographed. At the same time automatic date stamping that can be seen on the LCD screen would be valuble.





    If you know of a make and model camera that has the above functions it would be a great help if you could let me know.Looking for Digital Camera with caption input and keypad, with automatic date stamping (know make %26amp; model?)?
    There is no such camera at this time.





    * All cameras do put the date, time, f/stop, shutter speed. ISO, flash and the camera company and model number ... all that is embedded in the EXIF data on each image file.


    * Some Nikon DSLR's allow the user to embed up to about forty symbols or letters in what is called Image Comment. Usually the photographers copyright notice, name and phone number goes there.


    * Some Nikon DSLR's have a feature that allows the photographer to add an audio file with each image. It is like a tape recorder that automatically attaches it to the last shot.





    That is it for now ... maybe in the next few years they will become available, but right now the race is to jam as many pixels into a small sensor as possible and provide a video feature that makes You Tube ready videos. Touch screen navigation has been added to a few cameras, but there have been problems with screen abrasion, so they aren't quite ready for prime-time

    TEN POINTS for the best caption! please help.?

    I'm trying to think of a funny caption for a pic of someone I know. I'm afraid I don't have a copy of the picture but I'll describe it as best I can:


    It's a picture of a boy, about 14 years old, with shoulder length hair. He has his hand covering his mouth and nose as if he's whispering something to the person next to him (outside of picture). His eyes are looking a bit red in this picture and there's someone lurking in the shadows behind him (could be the devil on his shoulder).


    If you have any ideas at all, even if they're not very good, please tell me. I need insiration. If you want any more details, please ask.TEN POINTS for the best caption! please help.?
    I hid the body. I sure hope he was dead!TEN POINTS for the best caption! please help.?
    Devil made me do it!
    you nvr zip up and making my eyes red
    what happens to you when you lose it





    best i can think of.......
    how about...





    ';that guy ripped major ****..';





    fart jokes are the best

    Can You Add a Funny Caption to These Hockey Pictures?

    Add funny or witty captions to these pictures. :-D








    1.) http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4387/鈥?/a>


    yes, that's tie domi





    2.) http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9241/鈥?/a>





    3.) http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1623/fk鈥?/a>





    4.) http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7426/gm鈥?/a>





    5.) http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3747/k4鈥?/a>





    6.) http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6240/鈥?/a>





    7.) http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2237/鈥?/a>Can You Add a Funny Caption to These Hockey Pictures?
    1. My Name is Tie Domi but you can call me Habib, Regular or Super Unleaded?





    2. OMG I'm actually touching a boobie, and their bigger than my mom's.





    3. Mmmmmm Tastes just like chicken.





    4. Preperation H





    5. Mom look at me, I'm Barry Bonds





    6. I'm supposed to stick this where???





    7. Mommy Mommy look: I can score a goal without the help of my brothers.Can You Add a Funny Caption to These Hockey Pictures?
    1. Regular, or premium?





    2. I'm not sure, is that Crosby? Damn, he's a pimp, lol.





    3. Mmmmm, stick taste good.





    4. DAMMIT I canNOT believe I let that weakass goal in!!!





    5. Steroids, they will give you bigger muscles, way, waaaay bigger muscles..





    6. Damnit, is this all the prozac they have?!? I need more! (It's why people say he plays without emotion, too much prozac, get it? lol, nothing against Jagr though, he's cool. I'm not even sure that's what prozac does though......)





    7. GOoooooooall!!!!!!
    1. You know, I used to play for the Leafs eh? I am serious! I am not crazy, I played for the Leafs!


    2. These are the first pair of toits I have ever touched! Incredible!


    3. Hi, my name is Darcy Tucker, I am an idiot


    4. Wow, Philly sure does stink.


    5. Being Happy. Sometimes you look retarded


    6. Steroids. Its whats for dinner


    7. Omgz, I scored a goal, Lolz
    1)Why did I have to retire when I did?You want me to check your tire pressure as well?





    2)Not a fan of them but I guess I'll sign it but don't let Georges see me do it he gets very jealous.








    4)FOPPA!!!!You said no more going to Detroit for his Chili.





    5)Bill W that was for you!





    6)';Are you sure if I take this Propecia I will have a full beard when the playoffs start?';





    7)Katie is going to be thrilled.
    1. ';I'm not playing with myself'; (Look at his left hand....)





    2. ';Ha, and they call me a kid';





    3. ';My wife doesn't feed me....';





    4. ';Take that you silly man';





    5. LMAO....I have no idea





    6. Oh dear lordie. Poor Jags. What is that? What is he doing? I'm not saying anything on this one.....I have looked up to Jags my whole life even after he left the Penguins, and i have the world's longest record for not making fun of him. I'm not about to break it. =b





    7. LMAO! What is Staalsy doing?......











    JOE - Jordan is probably thinking.....';WHAT THE F*CK!? I can score!'; lol
    1. Thank You, Come Again!





    2. Crosby is singing in his head, milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made.





    3. Mmmm, sticks taste just as good as...





    4. Oh GOD, it's coming.. *constipated look*





    5. Look at me im bigger then the Incredible Hulk!





    6. Viagra?





    7. Gahhhhh. Hear me roar im the Gronk!
    1) ';Hey everyone, I've got gas!';





    2) ';Hey...are these inflatable?';





    3) ';Delicious and nutritious, tastes just like chicken!';





    4) ';All right...who farted?!';





    5) ';Shhh...I'm smuggling balloons...';





    6) ';They want me to pee in this?';





    7) ';Whoa wedgie!';
    1) Not even I can afford gas these days





    2) ';Sydney Crosby';.....oh f*ck, does this pen come with an eraser??





    3) Damn, he must have gotten hit hard





    4) I wish those damn detroit fans would stop with the octopus sh*t





    5) And he doesnt even have boobs





    6) ESTROGEN!!!!





    7) HOLY F*CKNUGGETS!!!!!





    Thats all I got
    1.) This is what I went to school for.


    2.) Hahahaha! Tic-tac-toe!


    3.) Tucker was never the same after the Kovalev hit.


    4.) Mah beyotch betta have mah money!


    5.) The growing popularity of the Roy-sized jersey.


    6.) These things go WHERE?!


    7.) Proof of evolution.
    1) How Long do I have to smile?





    2) I think this is the Only time I'm going to score





    3) WTF idc anymore i'm freakin Hungry..





    4) Eww Forsberg, Your breath reeks





    5) Its about damn Time





    6) ehh Should I???





    7) I honestly don't know what to say about that one lmao
    1. It was this or do the Rogaine gig.


    2. I love my job...hehhehe ok scrosby@html.com


    3. No moron it's not a condom strip..grow up!


    4. Damn bean burritos...


    5. omg!


    6. I knew that puck bunny was lying 'oh no I'm clean honey'..


    7. Look I'm a Pez dispenser!
    1. Wash your windows there, ma'am?


    2. Just don't tell mama, Vicki Valencourt!


    6. And this will stop the burning, you say?
    1) man it's really hot out here


    2) i can't believe i'm doing this


    3) this tape tastes pretty good


    4) why does it smell bad in here?


    5) ewww, what is that?


    6) aaaaahhhhh!
    about #2 WOW so not true
    the only one i wanted to comment on was #2.


    ';Oh....my....god.....I'm getting to touch a boobie.............wow';
    3. Mmm...Tucker like
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  • What could be a decent caption / call-word for the competetion among students of different courses?

    Inter/Intra-discipline competition.What could be a decent caption / call-word for the competetion among students of different courses?
    Thanks. Report Abuse

    Can You Add a Funny Caption to These Hockey Pictures...PART TWO?

    Add a funny or witty caption to these funny hockey pictures:





    1.) http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/7590/…





    2.) http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8369/…





    3.) http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/9552/…


    That's Andrew Peters





    4.) http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2751/…





    5.) http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5707/…





    6.) http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7900/…





    7.) http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2903/…


    That's GiguereCan You Add a Funny Caption to These Hockey Pictures...PART TWO?
    1. How much do we owe Vegas now?


    2. I can do whatever I want. Respect your elders! Can this thing work as a walker?


    3. I am going to regret this if I ever get traded.


    4. Darren McCarty reaches an all time LOW!


    5. Forsberg ... ';You do realize this is the last thing I will win';


    6. I bet I still cant dunk when playing Hoops. I am white!


    7. Mrs Giguere files for divorce. Marries a LEAF to never have this problem again.Can You Add a Funny Caption to These Hockey Pictures...PART TWO?
    Awesome idea!





    1. - ';This is awesome. Now we have to pay that ref for not allowing the goal the Flames scored against us.';





    2. - ';They LIED to me. Urine does NOT make these sticks last longer.';





    3. - ';Nice slapshot, but did that puck just go where I think it went?';





    4. - ';If Simon says ONE negative word, I'm going to bodycheck him into next week.';





    5. - ';I think I just lost a filling.';





    6. - ';This is not a good time to have just had my hand in Crazy Glue.';





    7. - ';Yes, I want to marry Stanley. It's legal in Canada now.';
    1. BF'sF and ever!





    2. Would you care for some Axe Body Spray?





    3. I'm here and I'm queer.





    4. Gah! Jaromir Schwarzenegger has big man jugs, get to the choppa!





    5. Apparently, Sweden ran out of food.





    6. Look Mom! I'm this tall now!





    7. When your husband is cheating on you with something else, it's time for your fifth shot of Stoli.
    1) ';Swing your partner 'round and 'round, prominade left and don't fall down!';





    2) ';Man, that coffee went right through me...time for another cup.';





    3) ';Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?';





    4) ';They'll never figure it out...do I hear giggling?';





    5) ';Dang it, who dunked the donuts in gold?';





    6) ';See? I'm thiiiissss big...';





    7) ';Next time I get to snuggle with the Cup.';
    1. ymca


    2. Side effects can be explosive gas..mmm ok I already have that so np.


    3. Dude Looks Like a Lady performed by Peters


    4. Hairspay 2 casting call.


    5. What pouff started this tradition?


    6. The she-male was this big!


    7. Winning the SC is better than sex.....but don't tell the wife that.
    1. Yes! We can finally shave our beards!


    2. Hmm.. is that urine I smell.. or is Sean Avery in the room?


    3. It could be worse. It could be a New York Rangers jersey.


    4. (see caption for #3)


    5. What do I care? My teeth are false anyways.


    6. This is how much taller Scott Stevens is than Sean Avery.


    7. She is thinking ';I should have married a New York Ranger.. then I wouldn't have this problem.';
    1.Now this is going to be a great summer!!!





    2.Is that zoolander





    3.speechless





    4.....and now for my best Sid The Kid impression!





    5 im strong to the finish cause i eats my spinache im Sundin the over paid man





    6 and this is american idol





    7 .stiffing your wife for lord stanley -PRICELESS
    1) ';we're #1! we're #1!';


    2) ';i can't believe i'm doing this in a bathroom';


    3) ';oh god, how embarrassing';


    4) ';why am i doing this again?';


    5) ';dang. this is one hard chocolate';


    6) ';almost......got it!';


    7) ';i love you baby';
    1) We're like Crosby and his boyfriend.


    2) Did i get some poo on my stick.


    3) I'm only $15 an hour.


    4) hey that lady has a dick.


    5) It's a gold donut i won.


    6) Look at my dick sticking out of my pants. It's actual size unfortunately.


    7) HEY HUN WANNA THREE WAY WITH IT
    1.) He said ';YES!';





    2.) These budget cuts are killing us!





    3.) The Sabres have changed their uniforms YET AGAIN!!!





    4.) The surgery was yesterday.





    5.) Hey! Where's the chocolate?!





    6.) Marilyn Monroe, eat your heart out!





    7.) I'll sleep with the cup, at least IT never gets a headache!
    2) ';did i just....? i think i just pissed on my stick! GOD! I CANT SEE $HIT ANYMORE!';
    What's with the whole ';Snoop'; thing?





    Who is ';Snoop';?
    http://www.emailgoodies.faketrix.com/pic…
    for number 5,


    ';oh crap, i thought is was a doughnut!';

    How can I make the caption buttons in Vista Home Basic look like ones in Vista Home Premium?

    the caption buttons are the cross out/maximize/and minimize buttons,





    I have already tried changing the size but they still don't look similar....





    Home premium


    http://i.d.com.com/i/dl/media/dlimage/10/83/85/108385_large.jpeg





    home basic


    http://i.d.com.com/i/dl/media/dlimage/10/83/83/108383_large.jpeg





    I need the cross out, minimize, and maximize buttons to look like those in other Vista editions rather than those in Home Basic... any help would be appreciated thanks!





    oh and dont tell me about true transparency!How can I make the caption buttons in Vista Home Basic look like ones in Vista Home Premium?
    You run Premium (or higher). That's one of the inherent differences between them.

    What would be a cute caption, for this picture?

    These are #3 of my babies, when they were younger! Bear on the left, Romeo in the middle, and Ruby on the right. I'm looking for something really cute!


    http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk159鈥?/a>What would be a cute caption, for this picture?
    LOL how cute.





    Bear steps on Romeo


    Romeo- ooufff, HEY! watch it she's with me!


    Bear- not for long!, (bear to Ruby), heyyyyy how you doin'?





    Ruby- *sigh* boys....





    edit: oh....well OOPS! LOL


    Ruby is absolutely beautiful!What would be a cute caption, for this picture?
    Dude, Do you want the sloppy 2nds!
    a true companion
    OMG I WANT ONE! I'm not kidding!





    ';Wanna Wrestle?';





    ';Touch me and you die';





    ';I dare you to do that to me'; -I just love the evil look she is givin him!





    ';Don't even think about it...';





    ';DOGGIE-PILE!';
    Bear looks like he's telling something to the one on the right and it looks like he's listening since his ear is up.





    So something like. ';You won't beleive what I just heard';





    Who knows. I suck at this stuff. Poor guy in the middle is getting stepped on. *LOL*
    '; hey, tell me now,, he can't hear us';
    The caption should be - ';What? What'd you want now?'; They are the most beautiful little things i've seen in a long time, really handsome and photogenic, you're a lucky person to have such pretty dogs, bet their personalities are amazing - look like angels but are in fact little devils ha ha ha? Lovely dogs - thanks for sharing them with us, do love a photo!
    ';Shhhh, don't tell him where mom buried that bone';





    The newer picture....they look like such little angels....or is that what they want us to think? LOL
    OMGOMGOMGOMG!! are they jack russell terriers? i love those dogs!! i have one! his name is hummer. for the caption, maybe you could say something like ruby saying ';i had nothing to do with your fight!';
    Romeo is thinking, ';Mom, please make Bear get off my head.';
    if my husband were here he could come up with a really cute one but im sorry hes not but they are tooooooooooooo cute for words anyways
    Ohh Ruuby, Don't take your love to town.
    THANK YOU! My wish was granted, I got to see them all grown up! They are all lovely examples of what a Chihuahua looks like and can be: Personality Plus!


    Now, who has more ';fun'; you or them?


    Note: Re: ';Jack Russell'; question.... Chi's have to grow into their ';ears';! Ha! ; )


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~鈥?br>

    FROM: One Chi Lover to Another!





    Are you looking for a caption that will be posted in an album or scrapbook?





    *IS ';BEAR'; A MALE? or FEMALE? Probably one of the suggestions won't work if he's male (darn it!).


    *So anyway.....How about:





    **** ';Don't listen to him! Just Listen to ME!';





    OR,





    *** ';Let me tell you something: I'll step ON or OVER whoever I have to in order to get AHEAD!';





    OR,





    *** ';MEN (or BOYS)! They're all alike! Always laying down on the job!';





    OR,





    ***';How many Chihuahua's will fit on the head of another Chi?';





    OR,





    ***';LISTEN, I just leave them ALL in the dust!';





    P.S. What cute babies....What do they look like NOW?


    I'd love to 'SEE' the photo with whatever caption you decide to use, PLUS there ';adults'; pix... is that possible? I wonder what would you and/or I have to do to make that happen?
    ';You wanna be next?';





    That is the funniest picture! I love it.

    Can You Supply A Good Caption For This Picture?

    http://www.brett-lee.net/images/header_r…Can You Supply A Good Caption For This Picture?
    Wait, you all Brutus, one day I will have Sachin for breakfast, KP for lunch and Smith for DinnerCan You Supply A Good Caption For This Picture?
    ';I challenge you to hit me with this bat';





    of if you want it to be more aggressive





    ';If you have got balls in your scrotum, hit me with this bat';





    Edit : If thats the case then I go for the first one





    I have got another one





    ';My teeth is as strong as this bat';
    great picture binga.


    my caption is '; i will break into your stumps(also the bat if it comes in the way) with my raging stare alone, beware ...';
    This woodworm caused me to get stress fractures in my foot, now i cant play for 3 months. Kinda funny considering he uses a kookaburra brand bat.
    Bat is the secret of my energy!!
    Well there is a reason why the bottom end of the picture is not shown as it's too hot to be posted here. It would read:





    ';I'm just as hard as my bat. Bite me! ';
    ';I will eat you for breakfast!';





    edit,


    ';I eat batsmen for breakfast!';
    ';Camera man wait i suffer from constipation lolz';





    sorry bingalee if u find this offensive.but itz the best i can come up with...
    Oh priety;-)
    im using colgate, do u
    ';u had BITEn ME last year';
    batsman eater shark.
    Brett Lee: ';This is my bat. If anyone takes it I am gonna KILL YOU';
    Binga is in India





    I can;t handle all this curry...it is way too hot!!! but there is nothing else to eat!! Oh well i'll have to just eat my bat!!
    Someone white anting you Binga?
    This is how a real man flosses.
    Do you think Chuck will be scared?


    And the answer is... NO!
    This is a giant toothpick!
    mmm tasty beta use this bat or i'll f!#king eat you hahhaha!!! (demon type laugh)
    I eat bats and batsmen
    I'm Coming to Make a Meal out of You!!
    ';I Eat Cricket';
    i can break this bat to pieces by my bullet speed deliveries~
    Wat dyou think is stronger, my teeth or the bat................
    ';My bite is worse than my bark';!
    ';Batsmen ate me with their bat.';

    Saturday, December 26, 2009

    How can I watch Closed caption on a pc? ?

    Hi,





    I'm an english teacher abroad, and i've been recording some american shows on dvds for my classes.





    But when I play them on a computer + in-focus the cc doesn't work.





    I know that usually the dvd players work with subtitles, but in my case I'm recording the videos directly from my Satellite Dish.





    I get to watch the ccs on my tv but not at work.





    Is there a sofware I could use to see them on the computer?





    The pcs I work with either have xp or vista windows





    Thanks for all your answers !





    How can I watch Closed caption on a pc? ?
    OK-question? When you put the film on a CD/DVD and run it at home it works-but not at work-right? If you are in Europe or where ever your CD/DVD that you made has the region code 1-for USA.But in Europe we have region code 2.The whole world has different region codes and their DVD player has that code and can't read code 1 (US)
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  • Working in ms word, give caption to figures(auto-numbered), how one can relate the fig number with
    text?

    ok, i put a figure and caption it in MS word. i mention something about that figure writing ';the figure # shows.......';. Now i put another figure before that figure( suppose figure 4), i have to change the sequence of number for fig 4 the in text, as it should be now figure 5. The captions being autonumbered changes but i have to go through all the document to change the numbers written in text. How can one correlate the caption number with the the number written in text, so that every time caption number changes the figure number in text also changes??Working in ms word, give caption to figures(auto-numbered), how one can relate the fig number with


    text?
    This works in Word XP(2002) and probably adjacent versions.





    1. Select the place you want to place the reference.


    2. Click the Insert-%26gt;Reference-%26gt;Cross Reference menu item.


    3. In the Reference Type list box, select Figure.


    4. In the Insert Reference To list box, select Only Label and Number.


    5. In the For Which Caption, select the one you want.


    6. Click the Insert Button.





    Hope that helps.Working in ms word, give caption to figures(auto-numbered), how one can relate the fig number with


    text?
    If you mean updating the references, they should update automatically. If not, do an F9 on the entire document (CTRL/A) Report Abuse

    How do you add a caption on an image in....?

    Windows Movie Maker....


    y'see I'm making a slideshow and I want the images to have captions on them not before or after.


    I found this on here but it's not what I want: ';Yes. Select the clip you want to use, and click on ';add title or credit'; then click on ';add title on selected clip in timeline';. Then, after you have typed what you want, click on ';change the title animation,'; and under ';titles, one line'; there is a selection called ';subtitles';. That should work!';


    I want it on the image.....How do you add a caption on an image in....?
    Drag the text to overlay

    Picture(: I need a caption!!?

    Okayy sorry I have asked this like 2 times before this but I keep messing up the question! haha.





    Anywho, I was wondering if anyone had any cute quotes like ';Break Dance Not Hearts'; or ';Make Love Not War'; to put for this picture caption on myspace??





    Here is the picture...





    http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv224/hannahzebra101/aayyyy002.jpg





    and I thought one of those quotes would be cute.


    If you have any other ideas for a caption or thoughts on the picture please let me know.


    Even song lyrics would work(:


    thanks!Picture(: I need a caption!!?
    ';All you need is love.';Picture(: I need a caption!!?
    the 80s called, they want their closet back
    ';make up your own damn caption';
    ';Love makes the world go 'round.';
    ';Don't break my heart, or i'll break your face.';
    WOW THIS IS A FYE PIC!


    PEACE,LOVE,AND COLORS.


    u represent peace.


    the heart represent love.


    and ur socks represents colors...lol.


    thats cute huh? =)

    Sony Bravia (XBR) - Closed Caption issue?

    Hi , I have a Sony Bravia XBR 40'; HDTV. I have been trying to get the closed caption on in the tv but doesnt seem to work. I have the TV set for 4 modes. Video1-PS3, 2-Blank , 3-DVD , video4-TV. When i go into Menu-Settings-and in captions , I have options cc1,cc2,..cc4, text1..txt4. However, nothing seem so to bring the CC on for programs. Can anyone help pls?Sony Bravia (XBR) - Closed Caption issue?
    The only CCs that the TV do come from broadcast programs (antenna input). The other sources have their own CC and you have to select it from the DVD player or PS3. However, if you are receiving broadcast TV through the antenna, you should be able to select CC, but do it while tuned to that input. Cable and satellite boxes also generate their own CC and must be activated on their menus.

    Can you make a caption for this picture of McCain and Obama?

    http://www.intoxination.net/jamie/captio鈥?/a>Can you make a caption for this picture of McCain and Obama?
    ';I got him right where I want him!';





    ';I'm gonna whip his 'you know what!'';Can you make a caption for this picture of McCain and Obama?
    ';Brainssssss!';
    Yeah, kiss my butt.

    How to set pic.caption as default!?!?

    Okay so on myspace i have my pictures and then for the captions, i used the code so i have other pictures under them as captions. I have seen people do it before but i cant figure out how to, i want to make one of the pictures i have as a photo caption, my default picture on myspace. Please help ive been trying to figure this out forever!How to set pic.caption as default!?!?
    upload the image on photobucket.com or tinypic.com then copy and paste the direct link where it says direct link here





    %26lt;img src=';DIRECT LINK HERE';%26gt;How to set pic.caption as default!?!?
    oh i have that!


    here you go :]





    put this on the caption





    %26lt;img src=';put image code here'; /%26gt;





    you upload a picture on photobucket and pick the last link on the picture but make sure to take out the:





    [IMG] and [/IMG]





    hope this helps! :]








    edit: you can always upload the same pic to another albulm and keep that one private, so it'll look like u used the caption as default, thats what i do, maybe other people have been doing the same thing %26gt;.%26lt;
    upload it to either tinypic or photobucket


    or whereever.


    copy the url or direct link and


    put it here





    %26lt;img scr=';url goes here';%26gt;
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  • Twilight; Funny Jacob Black Caption?

    What is a funny caption I could put with this picture of Jacob Black? I have another picture of the same picture below, but emmett is cropped out of it, so keep that in mind.





    Picture: http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss162鈥?/a>Twilight; Funny Jacob Black Caption?
    do all vampire smell this bad?Twilight; Funny Jacob Black Caption?
    Um, I can't really think of anything if you crop Emmett out, but if you don't, maybe you could do one of these





    ';Dude, you smell like vampire!';


    ';This is all for Bella...';


    ';Maybe if this works out, I might actually have a chance with Bella!';


    ';This will teach that Mike Newton!';





    something like that..lol
    An altered version of the first answer:


    Eugh, Emmett- would you like a mint?








    or


    Do all vampires have bad breath?
    ';ouch i got a paper cut';





    i don't know with emmett cropped out there is really no humor
    ugh...i slept wrong...
    ';Dude, where's that mint I gave you?';
    ';Damn, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that fruit salad.';
    ';Oh Shitttt'; Pardon My French :)

    What is a funny [/~] caption you would wear on a t-shirt?

    I answered a question like this on Xanga when it was featured, but got no response - I'm still not sure how it was perceived so I thought I'd razzle the embers and pose it again here %26amp; with a link to it


    http://www.xanga.com/ChristianHilton/643鈥?/a>





    I reworded it slightly, ';[/~]'; means ';or whatever'; - in essence just ';What's your t-shirt caption?';





    So even e.g. ';Workbench - Sam - Have a nice day'; - have at your statements too - be mysteriously funny, or seriously humourous.....





    Just ';chars my t-shirt would have on it'; is what I'm looking for - but if you want to go graphical, please load it up and link to it too :)





    ....%26amp; please this time can someone indulge me - we can get the biz up %26amp; running this side of the pond %26amp; we can make these :D as personal or commercial products....





    ....yep!What is a funny [/~] caption you would wear on a t-shirt?
    Mine'd say -





    ..All Dressed Up


    %26amp; Nowhere To Go...





    (it's smart/casual)What is a funny [/~] caption you would wear on a t-shirt?
    fanuvmch :D Report Abuse

    I like pink. It's pretty funny, on so many levels.
    ';Tell your eyeballs to stop staring at my chest';! ^..^


    Thank you
    Your Mom is In My Top 8
    i poke badgers with spoons on Tuesdays

    I need a pictue caption on myspace quick!!?

    can someone help??I need a pictue caption on myspace quick!!?
    just go and see the help on my space and u will find out the answer

    Please suggest me a caption to be written on my bike.?

    The caption is to be written on the number plate present on the back of my bike. So, it should be small in length but exciting. Please suggest me such caption as soon as possible.Please suggest me a caption to be written on my bike.?
    Writing caption in number plate is against the existing rule.Please suggest me a caption to be written on my bike.?
    ';Dont kiss me';
    dad says


    no chase!!





    catch me!!


    if u can......
    2B/NOT2B (';to be or not to be';.. shakesphere's book)


    FEAR THIS (with finger in the background; thats what many of college students do in here)
    ZOOM ZOOM or just ZOOOOM
    don't harreses the bike
    ';RIDE FREE OR DIE';
    IODAD
    Ouch!!!
    don't kiss me
    CATCH ME





    Follow Me
    just write ';You Lost';





    its going to piss other ';racers'; a lot..
    Do or die.
    WATCH ME FLY.
    ORGN DNR


    ';organ donor';


    From what I'm told that is what those in the emergency response business call us 2 wheelers.
    GWTW (Which means Gone With The Wind!!)
    fassssst
    Don't ask, don't tell
    IXLR8
    caption writing is prohibited by rta now a days. they are giving notices and fining heavily. please note that and avoid writing on number plate.
    Drink beer save water
    If you can read this, I will turn and shoot you for being too close!
    Flamer

    What can be the caption to the retail Mens showroom ';Zooms'; ?

    what could be the caption for the mens readymade retail showroom named ';Zooms';..!!!What can be the caption to the retail Mens showroom ';Zooms'; ?
    Zoom - speed of fashion

    Tell me some beautiful caption for civil engineering ...like ';CIVIL THE BOSS 4 ALL';?

    IN OUR COLLEGE WE R CONDUCTING CIVIL DEPT. FUNCTION .





    FOR THAT WE HAVE TO PUT SOME CAPTION IN BANNERS


    LIKE


    ';EAST OR WEST CIVIL IS BEST';


    ';CIVILIANS ARE UNCROWNED EMPERORS ';


    ';IF CIVIL RESTS WORLD RUSTS';





    SO PLS SAY ME SOME BEAUTIFUL, GETH ,MASSFUL , MEANINGFUL ,ANYTHING ...











    Tell me some beautiful caption for civil engineering ...like ';CIVIL THE BOSS 4 ALL';?
    ';MAKE PEOPLE MORE CIVILIZED. THE GIRTH IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE';
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  • Can you give a caption for these photos?

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/708289.jpg





    http://movies.msn.com/movies/year-in-rev鈥?/a>





    http://melodyplant.com/wp-content/upload鈥?/a>





    http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previ鈥?/a>Can you give a caption for these photos?
    Boobs!

    I would like a caption for cafe delicatessan?

    something that relates coffee,aroma and the food?


    ANY SUGGESTIONS PL?I would like a caption for cafe delicatessan?
    If your cafe delicatessan is going to be in India call it ';Koorg';


    which is a beautiful Hill station in Karnataka state. It is famous for its beauty, beautiful koorgi girls, and ofcourse coffee.I would like a caption for cafe delicatessan?
    ';The nose knows'; or ';get in here and eat!!!';
    ';Our food is so good... u will get fat';





    ';We heap on the toppings.. like an ugly girl heaps on makeup';





    ';Our coffee will make u so wired... u will jump out of your skin';





    ';Our food tastes so good.... your farts will make people hungry';
    Welcome Inn
    ';The Name of Your Deli Here';


    Good Friends


    Great Food


    Excellent Coffee
    ';Come in for a cuppa, Joe!';


    ';Whadda Cuppa Cofffffeeee!';


    ';See, Smell, Taste, Touch...3 out of 4 Can't be Bad!';


    '; Over 99% of our customers eat here...';
    Salutations , Incredible pig , anything from Charlotte's web could work !

    Any one post a caption for my new churidhar shop.?

    Blue bells apparels


    elleevenir (beautiful woman)Any one post a caption for my new churidhar shop.?
    white-shoe. It means exclusive in a way.Any one post a caption for my new churidhar shop.?
    FOR HER

    Can i align the caption of a button (input type=submit) to the left or right for Internet Explorer?

    i have a control of the type :





    input type submit





    and what i want to do is to align the caption's button to the left or to the rigth, in Firefox, the caption is left aligned by default but for Internet Explorer (IE7), it appears centered.


    Is there a way to set the alignment? i've tried using this style's properties





    textAlign: left;


    padding-left: 0pt;


    text-indent: 0px;


    caption-side: left;





    but without success


    thank you in advance for the answerCan i align the caption of a button (input type=submit) to the left or right for Internet Explorer?
    try this:





    %26lt;input style=';text-align: left'; type=';submit'; value=';submit button';%26gt;





    by the way it must be text-align


    NOT TEXTALIGNCan i align the caption of a button (input type=submit) to the left or right for Internet Explorer?
    %26lt;div style=';text-align: left';%26gt;%26lt;input type=';submit'; /%26gt;%26lt;/div%26gt;

    NBA Image: Give a Caption:?

    What do you think Steve Nash [PHX] and Kobe Bryant [LAL] are saying In this picture:





    ';GIVE A CAPTION' Of what they might be saying:





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    V





    http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resourc鈥?/a>NBA Image: Give a Caption:?
    Nash: Can I join your team? ever since amare said on twitter that he might be traded I might as well be in your team hey who knows we might be a package with me and amare for all your bench and future draft picks hey who knows





    Kobe: man what's with you we still have to sign lamar and ariza and we know you want to join our team unless you want to accept 100 dollars a year since we will be violating some cap space if we get you and amare





    Odom: I'll give up my candy for nash and amare on our team :DNBA Image: Give a Caption:?
    Kobe: Don't shake my hand like you black fool.





    Nash: Woah, so sorry my homie.





    Odom: Back up, BACK THE F*** UP!
    nash is saying : ****, i thought we had a chance of winning the championship





    Kobe is like: Get the **** out of here, we won





    I am a suns fan
    guy with headband: yo dude nice throw


    other purple dude:dude wrong team


    orange dude:yeah mate i mean i know im like so perfect but like stick to yr own team!!!!!!!!!!





    ok so i suck at being funny its not my fault sorry..........
    the hand in the bottom left is about to give Kobe the rude finger
    Kobe: Yo man thanks for the support!


    Steve: I came here to see Dwight...


    Lamar: Get outta here boy!


    Kobe: Calm down Lamar...


    Steve: GO MAGIC!

    Need help with a caption for a cartoon?

    For my homework i had to make a cartoon with a creative and insightful caption to illustrate my point.


    So i made a cartoon about a father who tells his son that he read in a article that too much tv in childhoom may lead to attention problems. and the son is meanwhile to busy with the tv to listen to him so he says ';HELLO overr here can u focus for just a second'; and the son is still with the tv %26amp;%26amp; after a while he gives up and sits with his son.


    Now I can't think of an insightful caption to go along with that idea.


    Can anybody please help me out?


    Thank you! Need help with a caption for a cartoon?
    Hi !


    ';Bis vincit qui se vincit in victoria - He conquers twice who in the hour of conquest conquers himself ';(Syrus)


    [The father decides/realizes , reluctantly , that to communicate with his son he must come to him and do as he does .]';When in Rome do as the Romans do .';








    =^,,^=
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  • Please list down some caption about the impact of movies in real life?

    captions or proverb may be againstor supportive towards the moviesPlease list down some caption about the impact of movies in real life?
    Stand and Deliver, starring Morgan Freeman - teaches you to take responsibility for your own homework and not post things online to get answers instead of doing it yourself.Please list down some caption about the impact of movies in real life?
    They awaken interest in another way of thinking, another way of life, or another form of feeling. They are like books, filled with meanings, mostly hidden until reviewing them. They are windows into other worlds, where you can shop around until you find the world for you. They show the many mistakes we can make in our lives, but only realise when the mistake has been made. They are what you want them to be at the time you are watching one.


    Like Gustave Flaubert's Realism suggests- they are realities for many other people, fiction for the rest...
    No, do it yourself.
    i really liked the last answer...
    Movies... what to say?


    Many theater people are against the movies... or using movies in their art, however in today's world it's completely necessary. There has never been a medium more widely assessable to the public than television and movies. Who hasn't seen one of the Star Wars movies or Harry Potter or Titanic? So, using movies to reach the public is an amazing tool for us artists! We become artists to share beauty with others. We are compelled to do so or we don't survive as artists (let's face it it's not an easy life). So we work our butts off and try to make something that will be seen in the light that we feel needs to be seen.


    Movies impact our lives more than we know or can see. From fashion to politics when we see it we are introduced to it. When we are introduced to something it stays in our minds in some conscious or subconscious way, but it's there. Therefore it impacts our worlds and our decisions. I mean who would have said ';As If'; without Cher and Deon? (lol)


    Good luck on finding your truth!


    %26lt;3 Gigi

    Barry Ferguson Needs a Caption?

    No conspiracy theory here, we all know he was told to go on and then feign injury, thus allowing him to save face, but what caption would you put to this picture?





    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archi…





    ';Oh naw, they put pepsi max in in ma vodka';





    ';A knew that wee fat bird would find me?';





    HAIL HAIL 4 IN A ROWBarry Ferguson Needs a Caption?
    Barry says ';Oh my God, what a belter of a hangover I've got right now. That cheapskate barman must have used Popov Vodka instead of Smirnoff and I bet he put Kick in it instead of Red Bull, I need a lie doon';





    Or......





    ';How am I going to tell the wife about that £300 missing from the account? It's times like this that I am glad about our Family Credit cheque';Barry Ferguson Needs a Caption?
    heres wan 4 ye bawjaws, even ur own fans are rippin the pish oot u , lmfao, anyhoo heres whit wee bazzas sayin....





    '; a cannae fvckin believe it, awe the ither boys wul get a winners medal and uncle watty says am no ';





    hee hee ur own muckrs say it the way it is ur questions are pointless ,no funny and like urself flat.
    COMING FROM A CELTIC FAN. YOU HAVE TO BE THE WORST AT TELLING JOKES MATE. AND YOUR POINTLESS QUESTIONS DRIVE ME UP THE WALL FS.





    ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO LET US CELTIC FANS DOWN M8.





    OH AND WELL YOUR ';SARCASM'; ISNT FUNNY.
    Someones very paranoid.
    Fur fuks sake, Mcgregor and boyd are beside the buckie on the bench
    Hee Hee Mate, Erra is Bitin like a 'Gumsy Puffin'.
    I can smell fish fingers
    Oh naw, I drapt ma kebab again!
    1,2,3,4,5,6...6...6...wits efta 6.....emmmm,here i come ready or not!!!!
    The obsession continues...





    Caine, away gies a w@nk wi yer arsecheeks





    naw ah cannie take a joke im gantin for a bit of yer arsecheeks get moving big boy

    Please tell me the caption of ';Do or Try';?

    This is diary 2007 caption so plz give me the brief (with in 2lines) Matter about the ';Do or Try';. This is common and message for all categories.Please tell me the caption of ';Do or Try';?
    It ideal that we all are able to do a thing, expected of us; in the event of our inability to do that job, let us at least have the satisfaction of having tried it. So either do or try it.Please tell me the caption of ';Do or Try';?
    TRY indicates the belief that one may fail. .. while DO denotes pessimism, the assurance that no matter what, it will be done!
    ';Do. Or do not. There is no try'; - Yoda