Funny caption for this picture?!!?

Picture link : http://i34.tinypic.com/205eemt.jpg





Just as the picture says.


:) be creative !Funny caption for this picture?!!?
';No way in Hell I'm gonna eat this apple. Where's the lunch lady?';Funny caption for this picture?!!?
* ';I'm an Apple and I have shaggy hair, wear purpple, yellow and red; and I have a wicked awesome tatoo of 'Glondor the Fire Skull' on my hand.';





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* After drinking two bottles of water in uner 30 seconds, Devon looks to Yahoo! Answers to find the nearest bathroom.



Damn! Its my pic on the net and this Brittyo is asking for a funny caption for it. u r gonna pay for this Brittyo.....