Wario Caption Contest make me laugh contest!?

Hey I have a good day today and I haven't heard of any funny stuff on the net lately and I want you to make me laugh the funniest caption gets best answer.





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ok go!Wario Caption Contest make me laugh contest!?
the first one


';yes thank you for noticing i have put on some weight';





the second one


';where is my hamburger!?';Wario Caption Contest make me laugh contest!?
1. ok so one night i was laying in bed looking up at the stars and said ';wait, where did the ceiling go?';





2. so there are two sisters. both of them inherit 5,000 dollars from thier parents. including the funeral bills and all of that. so the sister gets a bull for the farm and wants to tell the sister to come get the bull on a telegram bbut she only has 5 dolars left and a telegram is 4 dollars and a dollar a word so she just rights down comfortable and the man asks ';why are you just sending this to your sster?'; and the sister said ';becuase shes blonde a nd she reads slow...';








hahahahaha i love #2!! : )
1. ';Ma che cazzo vuoi, sono wario. Mario 猫 uno stronzo e tutti lo sanno. sono meglio di lui!!!';





2. ';Ho la bocca aperta. infilaci un cazzo.';








well mario brothers ARE italian arn't they? so i wrote in REAL italian. not that stereotypical americano 'it's a-me, mario. mamma mia, i am-a nott-a really italian, i, mario, am-a about as italian as ciaccky ceese or the oliva gardino!'; bullsh矛t.
1) ...I tooted... Hehehe





2) And I was all like-- wait, why am I floating in space?!
I don't think either are funny