Need Caption for these NBA pictures (best one gets 10 points)?

Best captions get 10 points!











Rudy: '; HEY YOU OVER THEIR DONT TOUCH MY NACHOS!!!!';





';ARIZA I';I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!';








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Rudy '; I have 300 more fans the you';





Chris ';pft, come on man, you dont have to say it


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I have no clue what to do for this





http://img180.exs.cx/img180/8500/nba19ga鈥?/a>Need Caption for these NBA pictures (best one gets 10 points)?
Damn!!!! Yo betta not steal the ball Lebron!!!


Steve Blake on the background, '; Oh sheet!!! Rudy can't catch Ben Wallace and Lebron.';





Don't make me slap yo hands like what I did to block balls foo!





Warriors player, '; Yes!!! The Celtics won!!!!';


Cleveland looking player, ';Damn you!!! I'm Chuck Norris, whatta gonna do bout it?';Need Caption for these NBA pictures (best one gets 10 points)?
1st one - ';RESULT! MY **** IS MUCH BIGGER THAN THAT GUY BEHIND ME!';





2nd one - ';your hair is spot on babe dont worry!';





3rd one - '; This is basketball? what happened to censei miagi?';





- ';you regret that 30 footer you made just now dont you.';





- ';check out my magic new shoes';
For the first one: Can't touch this!


For the second one:





Rudy: I'm three times better than you Bird!!





Bird: Aww c'mon dont say that.





Rudy: Sorry dude I had 300 nachos last night.





For the third one: Get a kick out of this!





Dude, this isnt soccer!
2nd:


Chris - Hey Sexy!!


Rudy - Wipe your nose before you get you mack on.





3rd:


WAAAPOOOW! Who's the warrior now muthafucka!
1 - Rudy:What the hell is Greg doing with my girlfriend!!!





2 - Chris: Y'know..... Rudy looks really hot in that outfit





3 - ...I never thought I would see a wariror being pwned
Chris is remembering the time he rejected the ball into Rudy's face


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Fernandez: I always do it

















Fernandez: Three more Baby


Chris: Put those three in my but





White: Im also a warrior


Warrior: Thats all you have
Alright, lets run the fight scene over.





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alright, good stuff people, but really warriors guy, we need to see some realistic expression, this is tv.
First one - rudy's playing the punching game.


second one - rudy: ';thats how many times i did your gf';


third one - roundhouse kick, chuck norris style
For the Rudy Fernandez and Chris Anderson photo:


Rudy: Three points, right in your face.


Chris: Three blocks on your next three shots!
For the last caption:





The warrior says ';hey, I bet you can't do a high kick';


other guy ';BAMMMM';
';I AM TARZAN';





Birdman: ';No, way! I'm bigger than that!';





NBA meets Mortal Kombat
im goin to suck d***





U suck rudy i hit those all day u lucky bast***





newble kickboxing cav's all the way ';my mouth hurts';
Last one is a facial
';Do these Jordans look fake to you?';
please remove your head from that hole in the ground///thank you??????
last one:





Ira Newble: That's the last time you touch my Nachos.