Caption-mania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Here's the picture:


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make it funny and you get 10 points!





By the way, for those who didn't see Ponting's injury:


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Swans can fly; kangaroos can't.





But there is a story about a kangaroo who could jump over 1000 feet.





It goes like this.....





A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out.





When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, ';How high do you think they'll go?';





The kangaroo said, ';About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!';Caption-mania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
i believe i can fly with some turn
Andrew Strauss...





';Damn aliens are at it again Ando. Quick, grab his legs before they beam him up!!';
''I have the best proof that Red Bull gives you wings,and I have shown that to you all''.
It feels so good to beat the aussies, even a Swan can fly!
I'm trying to get rid of the Murrays Mint stuck to my boot!
';I'm walking on sunshine, and don't it feel good';
If pigs can fly,


Why can't I.
Ashes fly high!





From dust to dawn!
'; Look at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!';





*falls on the ground*





';I'm ok';