10 points for the wittiest caption!!! please have a go.?

I'm trying to think of a funny caption for a pic of someone I know. I'm afraid I don't have a copy of the picture but I'll describe it as best I can:


It's a picture of a boy, about 14 years old, with shoulder length hair. He has his hand covering his mouth and nose as if he's whispering something to the person next to him (outside of picture). His eyes are looking a bit red in this picture and there's someone lurking in the shadows behind him (could be the devil on his shoulder). The pic was taken at a bowling alley, but you can't tell from the picture.


If you have any ideas at all, even if they're not very good, please tell me. I need insiration.10 points for the wittiest caption!!! please have a go.?
';Dude, I know I need a haircut really bad but I keep telling you this is a bowling alley, not a barber shop...';10 points for the wittiest caption!!! please have a go.?
Evil devil invades bowling alley.
No ! i said ten pin bowling , not terrapin bowling.
the trick is to THROW the ball


OR


dyu wana reinact that scene of brokeback mountain...





yeh i no theyre bad but im just not in the 'witty' mood. lol
';Is that a pin in your pocket or are you happy to see me?';
';Let's go home and call it a night, we can stop at the malt shop for a quick soda';
SCARED KID?
'; Has he gone yet? ';
I told you not to spray that shoe freshner in your eyes, if you didnt you wouldnt have kissed that old bloke behind you
# Careless Whisper...!!!!!





# Rendezvous with the Devil.....!!!!!
a strike for satan's son
hey pal did you just see that guy with long hair and red eyes


yes thats me you tawt
not bad!but not good!so so!!