Can you think of a funny caption for this photo? easy 10pts?

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It's a picture of Paris Hilton with my Boyfriend's face morphed over hers, I'm making him a birthday card: So it'll have the original picture of Paris on the front, and the altered picture on the inside, what's something funny I could write on the front and inside?Can you think of a funny caption for this photo? easy 10pts?
On the front write - Before


Then on the inside write ';Now do you see why she's suing the plastic surgeon?';Can you think of a funny caption for this photo? easy 10pts?
..O.O bold move. But I think it should be alright if your boyfriend can take jokes. xD





Infront: Everybody know's who she is right?





Back: I didn't know you'll cosplay as her?! But remember that no matter what, I'll love you forever. Happy birthday!





Lol...hope it wasn't too cheesy...xD Good luck!
On the outside: ';That's hot.';





Inside: ';And so are you, happy birthday.';





Or something along those lines...
I'm Paris Hiltons secret twin sister
I'm still soo hot. And your still soo young. Happy Birthday!!!
How bout


please dont divorce me after you see this card lol
';Damn cut rate plastic surgens!!!';
nice dress honey