Can somebody make up a funny caption for this photo?

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It's a picture of Paris Hilton with my Boyfriend's face morphed over hers, I'm making him a birthday card: So it'll have the original picture of Paris on the front, and the altered picture on the inside, what's something funny I could write on the front and inside?








Theun-altered picture of Paris:


http://apps.facebook.com/hairmixer/profa鈥?/a>Can somebody make up a funny caption for this photo?
On the outside it could say: ';Don't Hate Me Beacuse I'm Beautiful....';





On the inside: ';It's A Full Time Job.';





If you could paste in a picture of Tinkerbell looking scared, that would be funny too.Can somebody make up a funny caption for this photo?
That's a good idea for a card, maybe you could write something about him being fablulous or something? =P
How about something like, ';Then thre was the evil twin, Penis Hilton . . .';
Paris suddenly questioned the credentials of her new Plastic Surgeon.
Is It True Blondes Have More Fun?





';If I only have one life to live, let me live it as a blonde.';





Both of these are famous slogans from old TV commercials.
Plastic surgery gone wrong.
';Seriously Guys..... I Really have changed';
Damn that Paris Hilton, she is always trying to one up me. Payback is a *****, hun.
something that includes ';thats hot';
front - Paris is here to say happy birthday





inside - ';thats HOT'





Happy birthday
THAT'S NOT.
I don't know, he and Paris are both about the same degree of ugly.
omg that is ugly lol





Is that the 'real' Paris?