Narcissism: Need Funny Caption for Fake 'Motivational Poster'? (10 pts for 1st great answer)?

For a project, I photoshopped a picture of a person admiring (and nearly kissing) himself (same person). Now, I want to make use of the picture as a spoof/parody of the typical ';motivational poster'; with the big black frame and NARCISSISM in big letters.





Can anyone give suggestions for a witty caption/sub-heading (short one-liner) for the picture/poster that basically demeans and looks down upon narcissism and vanity? Thanks! Any input appreciated! :D





Oh, and I need this now, so i'll be giving 10 points to the first really clever, smart, witty answer that I can actually use. :DNarcissism: Need Funny Caption for Fake 'Motivational Poster'? (10 pts for 1st great answer)?
NARCISSISM:





Love is only a mirror away!


Who needs others?


The only person that could love a face not even a mother could love.


Safest sex known.


Are your expectations really that low?


Thank heaven you weren't twins.


You gotta spend your life with this face, might as well like it.





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YEAH! Thats attractive!
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