TEN POINTS for the best caption! please help.?

I'm trying to think of a funny caption for a pic of someone I know. I'm afraid I don't have a copy of the picture but I'll describe it as best I can:


It's a picture of a boy, about 14 years old, with shoulder length hair. He has his hand covering his mouth and nose as if he's whispering something to the person next to him (outside of picture). His eyes are looking a bit red in this picture and there's someone lurking in the shadows behind him (could be the devil on his shoulder).


If you have any ideas at all, even if they're not very good, please tell me. I need insiration. If you want any more details, please ask.TEN POINTS for the best caption! please help.?
I hid the body. I sure hope he was dead!TEN POINTS for the best caption! please help.?
Devil made me do it!
you nvr zip up and making my eyes red
what happens to you when you lose it





best i can think of.......
how about...





';that guy ripped major ****..';





fart jokes are the best