Who can make the funniest caption for these pics?

Alright so lets try this again, but this time with different pictures. hehe =)





1. http://www.flickr.com/photos/81984593@N0鈥?/a>





2. http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/Sh鈥?/a>





3. http://www.funlol.com/10700/Are_you_my_l鈥?/a>Who can make the funniest caption for these pics?
1) ';You might as well stop, cuz from now on I'll always feel dirty.';





2)';Have any of you seen my buddy, he was here just a minute ago?';





3)';Psst,buddy can you help me outta here?';





by the way, i figured you more as a bathtub person.Who can make the funniest caption for these pics?
1.)This is only fun if you're in the shower and I'm outside watching :-(





2.)S---!! where's the D---- repellant when you need it??





3.)Ummm....who's idea of a joke is this....exactly?CUZ IT AIN'T FUNNY





Those are all from the animals perspective
LOL





1. Oh god, I think she's just about to get the family jewels...





2 Hmm...Now which area should I drink from first?


Or, Man, today is a good day to take a bath





3. Hey Jimmy you look a little Lifeless....








:P
#1 Why me? I used the litterbox. #2 Beef. It's what's for dinner. #3Wow, I hope they don't stuff me too.
1. please be gentle


2. sorry dudes, i'm not into gang bangs


3. sorry, i'm gay
1) Dude! Stop, I'm Straight!


2) You only live once!


3) Is that a monkey I see?
1. why did i have to lick his privates


2. oooo lost hot chicks 0.0


3.gosh your hairy
1, ill use the litter box just please not agian





2. im glad im not a water buffalo





3. this is one messed up mirror
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=(





wtf??
Poor cat!!! Lol. Were YOU doing that?!?!
1. want to wash my pussy ?!





i should ask someone that to see their reaction..hehe





sorry didn't click the rest..
in the first one was that you in the shower with your cat?