Twilight; Funny Jacob Black Caption?

What is a funny caption I could put with this picture of Jacob Black? I have another picture of the same picture below, but emmett is cropped out of it, so keep that in mind.





Picture: http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss162鈥?/a>Twilight; Funny Jacob Black Caption?
do all vampire smell this bad?Twilight; Funny Jacob Black Caption?
Um, I can't really think of anything if you crop Emmett out, but if you don't, maybe you could do one of these





';Dude, you smell like vampire!';


';This is all for Bella...';


';Maybe if this works out, I might actually have a chance with Bella!';


';This will teach that Mike Newton!';





something like that..lol
An altered version of the first answer:


Eugh, Emmett- would you like a mint?








or


Do all vampires have bad breath?
';ouch i got a paper cut';





i don't know with emmett cropped out there is really no humor
ugh...i slept wrong...
';Dude, where's that mint I gave you?';
';Damn, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that fruit salad.';
';Oh Shitttt'; Pardon My French :)