Help me find a funny caption for this picture of my cat?

I really want to submit this picture, http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5163/fi鈥?/a> , to the website cheezburger.com. It's a website with funny pet pictures with funny captions. I can't seem to find a caption to go with this picture of my cat.





this is not a contest or anything, just pet owners uploading funny pics of their pets.Help me find a funny caption for this picture of my cat?
';hope that made YOU feel better..jerk';





lololololHelp me find a funny caption for this picture of my cat?
';Just turn that wrist a little bit more and I'll open up that vein for you';








........................ Sigh. Why do I even bother. Another sad attempt at self promotion and I fell for it.
Grrr! I r Zombie!
Haha nice picture. Maybe you could ';Wet cat is not amused.'; Good luck :)
If you weren't feeding me, you'd be dead by now.





XD
';Uhhgg, I just jizzed everywhere.';
Darling are you almost done? I have better things to do.
ahhh the stone scrub was amazzzing
why the **** is this ***** picking me up again
';ive got my eyes on you';
Hang in there baby
How about, I have no f*****g life!
im tired and wet now put me in bed


or


sometimes life sucks
angry pussy
Do Not Want! lol
That's the last time I trust you.
I was so drunk last night. What happened!
';Must we go through this again? You get scratched, I get wet...doesn't benefit either of us...';