Barry Ferguson Needs a Caption?

No conspiracy theory here, we all know he was told to go on and then feign injury, thus allowing him to save face, but what caption would you put to this picture?





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';Oh naw, they put pepsi max in in ma vodka';





';A knew that wee fat bird would find me?';





HAIL HAIL 4 IN A ROWBarry Ferguson Needs a Caption?
Barry says ';Oh my God, what a belter of a hangover I've got right now. That cheapskate barman must have used Popov Vodka instead of Smirnoff and I bet he put Kick in it instead of Red Bull, I need a lie doon';





Or......





';How am I going to tell the wife about that £300 missing from the account? It's times like this that I am glad about our Family Credit cheque';Barry Ferguson Needs a Caption?
heres wan 4 ye bawjaws, even ur own fans are rippin the pish oot u , lmfao, anyhoo heres whit wee bazzas sayin....





'; a cannae fvckin believe it, awe the ither boys wul get a winners medal and uncle watty says am no ';





hee hee ur own muckrs say it the way it is ur questions are pointless ,no funny and like urself flat.
COMING FROM A CELTIC FAN. YOU HAVE TO BE THE WORST AT TELLING JOKES MATE. AND YOUR POINTLESS QUESTIONS DRIVE ME UP THE WALL FS.





ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO LET US CELTIC FANS DOWN M8.





OH AND WELL YOUR ';SARCASM'; ISNT FUNNY.
Someones very paranoid.
Fur fuks sake, Mcgregor and boyd are beside the buckie on the bench
Hee Hee Mate, Erra is Bitin like a 'Gumsy Puffin'.
I can smell fish fingers
Oh naw, I drapt ma kebab again!
1,2,3,4,5,6...6...6...wits efta 6.....emmmm,here i come ready or not!!!!
The obsession continues...





Caine, away gies a w@nk wi yer arsecheeks





naw ah cannie take a joke im gantin for a bit of yer arsecheeks get moving big boy