El Tri entrena, find a funny caption for the pics?

A couple of pics, find a funny caption for each. Best ones overrall get best answer.





first one:


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(What is Arce saying to Nery?)





second one:


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(Whats is Justino Pompian saying? and what are Magallon and Galindo thinkin?)





third one:


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(What is Sven saying to Vela?)





fourth one:


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(What is Memo Ochoa thinking?)





last one:


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(What is El Venado thinking of doing with that ball?)





haha...have fun.





Just thought of making a interesting stupid question....El Tri entrena, find a funny caption for the pics?
Second one haha it looks like Vela is mowing the lawnEl Tri entrena, find a funny caption for the pics?
first one:orasi contento nery porke les gritaste en la madre alos pichis periodistas?respuesta de nery:nahhh


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(What is Arce saying to Nery?)





second one:pompian:te dije que nery iba salir en todas las noticias y no me creias hahah...magallon and galindo:Galindo:wey porke nos convocan si la siguimos cagando en chivas??magallon:nose wey...no se...


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(Whats is Justino Pompian saying? and what are Magallon and Galindo thinkin?)





third one:sven:vela si no te estiras bien te ba a pasar lo mismo que a nery ante el juego con usa....vela:si ya se tu no eres mi papa pa desirme que aser....


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(What is Sven saying to Vela?)





fourth one:mirame soy tan guapo que aste me llamaron ala seleccion nacional y juego en club america....


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(What is Memo Ochoa thinking?)





last one:pinchi guardado ba a jugar en bes de mi y eso que acaba de benir de un lesion...le dare un pelotaso???


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(What is El Venado thinking of doing with that ball?)
ticallo, dude, ur freakin kool man.





1st.';Ya nery, no te enojes wuey. esos reporteros son selosos, pero yo estoy en mexico, cabron.';





2nd.Jonny,Hector, the ONLY guy with the red hat.';no mamen, ese pompian ni sirve pa los CHISTES. Y es el unico que se pone un business suit, para un entrenamiento, el wuey!'; Vela-';ay wuey..??';





3rd.Pompian-';en un rato les tiro otro chiste!!'; Sven-';vela ya tirale un balonaso!'; Vela-'; si le tiro un balonaso, se hase pelon'; The other guy with the business jacket-';no ya no wuey';





4th.Memo-';europa??'; Oswaldo- ';Hasta en los entrenamientos me enojo!'; Corona-'; YA PORFAVOR!';





5th.Guardado,';aaay wuey! endonde esta la pelota!?'; Omar-';Aver, YO le tiro!'; Vela-';Y esa mamasita quien es??'; Venado-';Es mi ex, Pinche ingrata, te voy a dar un madrazo!';
1. Like all that White stuff on yo face.


2. Compean: ';Te gane otra vez! Mejor yo me pongo como delantero nacional de Mexico!'; Magallon: ';Ese guey no manche. Le deje que me mete 3 goles y ya se cree muy chingon.';


3. Vela: ';Te gusta esto Sven.';


4. Es un aguila! Es un Avion! No es Memo Ochoa(Portero titular de la selecion despues del mundial 2014)


5. No que vamos a jugar beisbol?
1. Arce to Nery ';SI papi pasate la saliva


2. Galindo to Magallon ';Estos weyes y sus Joterias


3. Compean to the other dudes ';Y asi la tienen de chikita el Vela y Sven';


4.Ochoa to the others ';A ver y tu ke miras en esa nube ahi? Yo veo un Conejito';


5.Venado';Hahah weyes mirenme namas pa esto sirvo!';


Guardado to Omar ';Ala Chingada wey...';
1st one : hey nery i missed ya babe...how was it in the UK?





2nd : how can we tell that old dude we aint gay?





3rd : Hey ill probably break your hand sven so dont try helping me get up





4th : When will Oswaldo retire? and will I ever be titular? or will corona be after Oswaldo?





5th : I feel like throwing this to Guardado and hit em on the face and blame it on bravo...I wonder if Guardado can whoop me?
1. so, what's his name?


2. Sven is just hatin' on us cuz we're Chivas


3. Come my child, for I am your country's savior


4. those hot guys keep lookin at me


5. P!nche omar me las va a pagar (guardado is just trying to get out of the way)
1.nery- u smeel that?


arce- no its ur upper lip





2.perdieron las chivas-pompian


..................-gallindo y magallon





3.Sven-give me ur hand and ur wildest dreams will come true





4.weres my hair gel!!





5. les pongo un putazo al k no tiene vapors!
First pic: Arce to Nery: ';Oye de cual fumastes?'





Fifth one: Guardado to Bravo: ';Ayy que tan grandes musculos tienes, ven para aca';
jaja Funny Answers
damn it I can't see them